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Topless Tours Grabs The Eyes Of Vegas Tourists

Topless tours? Topless tours! Really? Yes, but it probably isn’t exactly what you think.

There are many options when it comes to touring Las Vegas. Seeing all the unique sights all in a few days is a goal of many first time visitors. But, who would think of seeing the city topless.

One problem is, you can’t see it all in three or four days or even in three or four weeks. There are just too many things to see and do in Downtown Las Vegas, and on and off the Strip. Most people will walk the Strip as long as they are able and see many of the sights. Others may take a cab, Uber, monorail, or ride the Deuce double-decker bus. It’s all good.

But, how would you like to tour the city topless. Catches your imagination doesn’t it? I have to tip my hat to the marketing genius of Johnny G. who founded a company called Las Vegas Topless Tours. When walking down Fremont Street near 7th I saw his touring vehicle and stopped and talked to Johnny G and commended him on his touring company.

When I first saw his vehicle, it took me a minute for it to register what this tour company is all about. What a brilliant idea. Besides the clever marketing, when the weather is good, which is just about all the time, it’s a great way to really see the Las Vegas sights. So, on your next visit to Vegas, sign up for a topless tour. Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

The company’s website says about their tours:

We will begin our scenic topless tour booze cruise by cruising on over to the “Welcome to Las Vegas” sign for a group photo. Once done we will re-board the vessel and cruise slowly due north on Las Vegas Blvd while taking in all the sights to see along the way at approximately 10-12 knots or 11-15 mph (for those non boaters) all the way into the downtown and Fremont Street areas where we will dock the vessel for a short stop. Once there we will then and take a pit stop for a bathroom break where you have a chance to walk around, use the restroom, grab some refreshments and order some finger foods if you like at a local eatery nearby. This stop is only for approximately 15 minutes once ready we will then board back onto the vessel, pull anchor and do a quick cruise around the downtown area seeing the old Las Vegas. We will then head due south on Las Vegas Blvd until we reach our original starting location where the booze cruise will come to an end.

Check out Topless Tours here.



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